The darkest secret of Twilight

Once upon a time... Yep. I made a silly picture. Here it is fav.me/d8bugdp Are you curious what happened earlier? :

Twi: Good morning, princess Celestia!

Celestia: Oh, good morning, Twilight. What are you - OH MY SUNBUTT WHAT THE...!

Twi: I AM THE PRETTIEST PONE PRINCESS! *hammer*

Celestia: NO! You won't do that! I am... I am YOUR TEACHER! YOUR MENTOR! SENPAI!

Twi: Maybe someday, now I am your senpai.

Celestia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU... YOU TRAITOR!

Twi: Shut up! Oh, i forgot. I bring your shampoo...

Celly: What the... *dead*

Twi: So now.... Where is Woona?